We want to house the largest number of funny absent notes. They are hard to find and with so many teachers out there, we are sure there are some real doozies. They are so hard to find. Reading them is clean, innocent fun. Why do we want them all? We won't win some sort of absent note prize, we just think they are funny and we want to see them as much as you do.

We hope you enjoy the list we have and it will grow as people add to them.

The absent notes

Dear to whom this may concern

Dear Mr. Shamberger,
Allison was home sick today.

Gina Turner

please excuse shawna martinez from work through the 25th to the 28th of september do to she had a asthma attack and she needs to be on severe light duties until further notice

please excuse shawna martinez from work through the 25th to the 28th of september do to she had a asthma attack and she needs to be on severe light duties until further notice

Please excuse Asia Lewis for the date of

please excuse john from Art he has app

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my daughter was absent for june 12.08

lokoook











acuse tyler from english its bad practic were moving to mexico

Please excuse my child. He has been terified with changes his body has made. I know it was scary when we were like that age too!!



Dear Mrs. Pamela,

Please excuse Danielle from work on May 9th,2008.She had a fever of 101.0




Dr. Joiner

PLease excuse my daughter due to that she had to babysit for me

Please excuse my dear child has started show sighns of the flu and will not be allowed to do get to shool my apolize


Please excuse Jimmy for being. It´s not his fault

Robert will be unable to attend school or work due to nasuea and indigestion.

Please excuse Judy for being absent on january 1st. She was sick so I butt-fucked her all day and now she is feeling much better.

Please excuse John for being absent on monday. He was running around the yard and fell on on my erection, thus causing me to want to butt-fuck him more. I was like "Oooh... yes! yes! YES! OH YEAH!" and he was like "daddy, oww! stop hurting me with your-" then I said "SHUT UP! THIS FEELS GREAT!" then I made him give me a blowjob. It felt just great! I loved it! I said "oh yes! Son, you suck good!" and he was gagging uncontrollably, but it felt sooo fucking good that I only let him breathe for 30 seconds at a time. He now has brain-damage due to extended periods of oxygen-lacking, and it may worsen as time goes by, because every day I force him to swallow my penis. Oh my GOD it felt good!



Justin was not in Class Wednesday,Thursday,Friday,Becaue of Family matter.







she was absent due to illnes.

SEEN ON APPOINTMENT







DEAR, WHOM MAY IT COVERN. SHE HAS THE FLU

Please excuse Daniel for not being in school yesterday. He came down with a terrible fever and a stomach virus.





jim was not able to go to scool because he had a head on his pain.

my patient frank could not go to school because of the flu virus he was carrying.

I was absent because of a illness

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Please excuse Mike from school. His shoes were in the car and the car was impounded by the cops.

Hello! My Son was in washroom,that´s why he can´t came to school.

Please excuse courtney simpson for being absent on tuesday .
she didnt feel t owell so i let her staay home
please feel free to give her all her work from that day.
thanks
fantsia simpson



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please excuse Kristen for missing school yesterday.She looked realy hot so i decided to put her to bed

please excuze Jamal from missing school today.he has banging problems

santa came by our house yesterday.For some reason lily looked really hot and turned up.She was red hot and spent all night sceaming pain noises like oh, ah santa please,yaaaa........SO please excuse her from school

Please excuse Elias Jauregui from from school on Wednesday, November 5 2007.



Tracy Leo Roberts is at the dentist

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Please expect ________to be absent From School Today She Is VERY SICK she has the flu with a croop caugh she will not be attending school again for apx.2 weeks max!

lisa

haha so funny



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Please excuse jimmy for being absent friday. He was in bed with explosive diarea

PLEASE EXCUSE AMANDA J. FROM CLASS PLEASE SHE´S BEEN VERY SICK UNDER THE FEATHER!!!

Dear Ms, Teacher´s name,
Excuse my chld,uh JOHN from school for the next two weeks and also last Tuesday third period he was sick and he and his girlfriend was running away.

p.s. pass this around the teacher´s lounge.


thanks TIMMY´s MOM.

my son jann polanco was sick and couldnt make it to school yesterrday





Please escuse L.Montanez from wrok he has asmaha and gout.....

i want my son to be absent.



Please My son from school yesterday he had an appointment for Bill Buttram photography for seinor pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Mr.Barret

My child canolli was absent during your class do to extreme headaches. Please excuse her and supply her with any work she may have missed.

Thank You
mooke
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Please exuse___________frome school/work until october 22 monday thank you.

MY SON WAS ABSENT



My daughter was absent on Oct 10,2007 for 1 day because her feet was hurt, so she needed to take a rest at home.

please excuse my daughter because she had sex with her dog and cant have babies

Dr.Jim Brown
Canadian Valley Integris
Family Care




Please allow____ to return to work. Said pt has been medically evaluated and passed to return to ___ duties.

I did doing my homework but the jailer won´t let me come to your class. I am innocent.

Mary was in the hospital at blah blah and i´m sorry to say that she passed away on September 30 at exactly 2am this morning

My Patient______________ was seen on _____________ and can return back to his/her regular duties tomorrow.




Henry Pettersen

Just got a note from a parent to excuse a student for being absent.
Note reads: "Please excuse Jessamyn (pronounced Jasmine) for being
absent on 9/20. She had to help a friend get her hair done."
I laughed.
Sent it to the office as unexcused.

Student just returned with a pass from the administrator that the
abscence will be excused!


Dear teachers,

Please excuse Alyssa from her absence for she was suffering from a fatal disease called... totisyfilisitusoasis. One of the symptoms are shes growing nipples everywhere. (They may look like pepperonis).

Thank You

please excuse devan from being absent he had a dentist appt.

Please excuse my son´s tardiness. I forgot to wake him up and I did not
find him till I started making the beds.



Please excuse Tom for being absent today and the whole last month.It´s just that he didnt feel like going to school.:-)

elizabeth got bit by a coca roach and will not be here today

please excuse my son jermey for being apsent he was very sick.

Please excuse John for being absent from school last week. His unle called him retarded now he has mental damage!


please excuse for my son (name) for not going to school on monday because he had a period =P

was under my care

please excuse Jo, he had the lumps

sorry my child could not come to school today because she had got a stomach ache from eating dirty socks ♥ ms burgerlambop

Vincet Roel has strept throat needs three days rest

please excuse walter on

Please excuse Jordan Ashley for being absent 5/17/07. She could not find her left shoe, and as she only had one pair at the house at the time, and as the school regulation book clearly states shirts, shoes, and pants are required, she was unable to attend class properly clothed.
Thank you.

Please excuse Jordan Ashley for being absent yesterday. She was very ill. It is absolutely not because she does not like going to school. In this house, WE SUPORT POOBLIK EDOOCACHUN.

Thank you.

Pleese excuse John from school yesterday. He had diar dai diha the runs.



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To Whom It May Concern:

Amanda Griffis had an appointment on 4/25/07.









Thank you,

H;JHSDJGHUSIEHR

out of new york

i need to be excused for the date of saturday march 24, 2007.

thank you

please excuse my daughter, she farted!!!

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To whom it may concern;

Please excuse Kimberly Bowens for being absent on 3/14/07 ans 3/15/07 she cut her right index finger severlly and was not able to perform her assigned duties

excuse my albo student he had to gow to the bloody albo frends. ALBO PRIDE TIL WE DAE

Please excuse Jessica Bortters from work on Monday March 5, 2007. She was still ill from Friday March 2, 2007. So she can return to work on Tuesday March 6,2007.





Thank You

John Pender

please excuse henry martinez form being ansent on 03/6/2007.. thank you

gubaro

Please excute Peter for being absent yesterday. He was too sick.

Please excute Peter for being absent yesterday. He was too sick.

Pleas Excuse merry jo was sick

Please exucse Monica from gym class for a about a week beacuse she has had 2 teeth taken out and is not suppost do any pyhsical movemts.

Please exucse Monica from gym class for a about a week beacuse she has had 2 teeth taken out and is not suppost do any pyhsical movemts.

Please exucse Monica from gym class for a about a week beacuse she has had 2 teeth taken out and is not suppost do any pyhsical movemts.

court day

xc

bnm

please excuze my daughter maria .She was realy sick and could not atend school because of the allargise

I am Marian Chainss mother, I would like to inform you that my son was so sick so he couldn´t come to the school, sorry...

MERCY HOPITAL & MEDICAL CENTER
2425 S. MICHIGAN
CHICAGO,IL 60616

FOR:_____________________

DATE:____________________









DOCTOR NAME:________________

________________




my kid was absent because he had a feber

lisa

Herve Lincifort was diagnosted with a mild stomach virus. He was given som anitbiotics and should be fine in a couple of days

Please excuse Mitchell Johnson, he had to stay home and keep his baby brother today

fabian rojas had an appoiment today jenuary,2,07 at 9:30

please excuse andrew garmley from work yesterday

december 23,2006
he was sick

To whom it may concern:

Please excuse Bobby Strength for the following f

please excuse my daughter dill do he was having vibrating comlications in her groin.

please excuse my son moocommabob he got stuck in my vagina and the docotors had to join in to get him out that was the best week of my life.

Please execuse this person

please excuse jess today as she could not be bothered to come into school and doesnt think she will ever go back

Please escues Jack Fromm School on dec 9-11 cuz his Grandma died again

Dear Mr.Sams Jenny was not in school on the 24th because she was under the doctor

Dear Teacher

Billy was not in school cuz he is stuck in the drain again

michelle will not be

Please excuse Raul from school yesterday. He had a stomach egg.

Please excuse my daughter´s absence. She had her periodicals.

My son is under a doctor´s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.



Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.


Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.


Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.


Sally won´t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.


I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don´t know what size she wear.


Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.


Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.


Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.


Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.


My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.


Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn´t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.


Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Please excuse Roland from PE for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.


Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.


Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.


Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.