Have you ever wondered where all the repetitive ideas come from that are endlessly offered on the web? They come from here. This page is what shapes and molds the scammers, spammers and dips to try what everyone else has tried to milk a few pennies from the one unsuspecting person that finally breaks down to try it.

In order to be able to be successful, you must possess no morals, Live outside the US (or pretend to) and not just be okay with taking advantage of others, you must be excited to do so. Oh, and you must be okay with the idea of burning in hell.

The ads and tips on this page are to be followed to a "T", to be a successful internet entrepreneur.

Spam name to try for the day - "Tim"

Country to pretend to be from to give away millions of dollars for a small fee - "Sudan"

Men knowing it is 1 in a million it is real and meant for them, but it still works (subject line) - "Hey Baby"

Offer opt out link to sign up for other email lists

Post fictional law of abiding by spam laws

Retro: blast from the past (subject line) - "Open me"

Today's web design strategy is solely based on useability. In an effort to impress your clients, be sure to wipe any semblance of their logo, product or service from an intro page. You want to be sure the intro page has nothing to do with their site and it is most helpful when people have to wait for it to load to view a slow moving flash movie about a non sequitur subject, contrary to their web site. To be sure to wow the audience, make them wait the longest period of time as possible with a slow moving, bloated flash movie.

The longer they wait, the more anxious they will get to see what the site has to offer that they will eventually be able to click into. To be most successful with this, be sure to not have a skip intro button.

Another helpful tip, music sets a tone and can help the sale of the site. Be sure to play music loudly and not offer the ability to turn it off. People subconscious love the chaos of music they hate to listen to and it keeps the web site's stickiness factor to its optimum to ensure people will return and buy whatever you put in front of them. 		Today's suggestion of how to make your million on the web with endless annoyance, is to completely focus on your concern with everyone's penis. Empathize with every male with an email account about the size, shape, usage and function of his penis. Nothing in the world of spam is more powerful than showing your concern for other penises. May it be for the multitude of erection dysfunction medications, or fictional women that want them, the most powerful email campaign is that of the man's penis.

As you can see from your email account, many people have already taken this advice and it has paid dividends.

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