5/25/06
author: Mosley


SanDisk started an iDon't website to say that people that got an iPod were sheep and iPod owners were basically stupid and should be free thinkers and buy a product from someone else, namely SanDisk. Apple has been kicking and scratching for every piece of the market they have in any category. The SanDisk people have really hit on a negative advertising campaign that could allow people to feel self-conscious and throw their iPod away and buy from the whiners. After their iDon't campaign, which will of course obliterate Apple from the Mp3 player market, SanDisk plans to employ the same practice by going into the beverage business. They will be telling people who drink Coke that they are sheep and are not free thinkers and another market will be conquered by SanDisk's creative ploys to draw people into buying their great new soda.

Not to get too far ahead of the rest of 2006, but they have plans to take over grocery store shelves everywhere, tearing down everything from consumers who buy Kleenex brand tissues to making MaxiPads a thing of the past. The maturity and creativity of SanDisk were discounted by many of their competitors, especially Apple.

On another note, we at Made Up Mac are considering starting a website to take over the Mp3 player market after SanDisk garners all of the music player sales called iSchmuck.


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