Tech Horror Stories

Please add to the humor of this ongoing list of stories and experiences from computer, web and other professionals trying to help people that do not have a clue about their computer. Add your experience!

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Breathalyzer
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WOW Gold
WOW Power Leveling
Co Detector
Alcohol Tester
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Cold Boot..
My first mac
Mac Hate Crimes
How to turn it on?
A young computer "whiz" with good taste ....
What's a caps lock?
Square pegs
Are two systems better that one?
Marcus Tessem's Half-Light
Unusual Operating Systems
Cup Holder